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The Difference Between Men and Women

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  1. WS-1

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    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6?"

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife says, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

    He replied, "They had eggs."
     
  2. southjblue

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    Good one Kit----George
     
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    I like it. Mike.
     
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  5. charleyj10

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    Six eggs, or six cartons of eggs?

    Charlie
     
  6. motordoctor

    motordoctor Shoji Tabuchi in Branson

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    got a cackle out of that one
     
  7. slic lee

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    No,nope-I would get one milk and 6 eggs. LEE
     
  8. charleyj10

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    Did she want six eggs or six cartons of eggs? I understand the joke.

    Charlie
     
  9. Setterman

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    I think I'll have my wife help me hook up the camper. She's great at lining up the hitch.

    NOT!!!!!!!!
     
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    Setterman

    I knew a man and wife who were vacationing in Florida at their winter home.He asked his wife to hook up the small covered trailer to their van so they could go antiquing.

    She had done it before, so no big deal.

    Well, they met up with another couple for an afternoon of buying.

    They bought a few things, and the trailer was loaded a bit heavier on the tail, and as they were traveling on a busy highway, the trailer came unhooked.

    The husband forgot he had removed the ball and adapter from the hitch at home, and on inspection, the wife had installed the ball and adapter into the receiver, but when she put the pin in, the adapter was not in far enough, and the pin didn't engage into the adapter hole. Eventually, the whole unit finally wiggled out of the hitch receiver.

    Luckily, the safety chains caught it, and they were able to replace everything, and go on their way, no damage done.

    He said it was a quiet ride home!
     
  11. Hauxfan

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    Men are from Mars and women are from Venus!!!

    Hauxfan!
     
  12. southjblue

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    My wife an I and 3 kids left for 2 wk trip to Fla with our trailer---All loaded with a refrig full of food----asked wife if good to go and she said,let's go.

    Stoped 2 hrs later at rest stop for some lunch---Opened the door and WA-LA

    Eggs,Milk and the rest were all over the floor---Wife forgot to put the pin in the refrig to keep door closed----Was it her fault or mine?---We didn't talk for some time---Fun---500 mi later a wheel bering went and 2 days later we were on our way---Still no talk for a while----Fun----Life---George
     
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