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The Diamond Necklace

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Dec 21, 2011.

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  1. WS-1

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    Oct 28, 2009
    A couple was doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Walking through the very crowded mall, the wife looked and noticed her husband was no where to be found. She became very upset because they had a lot left to do.

    She used her cell phone to call her husband to ask where he was.

    The husband, in a calm voice said, "Honey, remember the jewelry store we went into five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace we couldn't afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

    The wife, crying, said, "Yes, I remember."

    "Well," said the husband, "I'm in the bar right next door."
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