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the cremated husband

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

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    Martha lost her husband three weeks ago. She had him cremated and
    brought his ashes home and kept them on the end table.

    The other day she picked up the urn and went out to the patio. She sat
    down at the patio table and poured him out on the table.

    She sat there looking at the ashes while tracing her fingers in them.
    After a few minutes she started talking to the ashes.

    'Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
    insurance money!'

    She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said, Herman,
    remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!'

    Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
    ashes she said, 'Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it
    too, withthe insurance money!'

    Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, 'Herman,
    remember
    that blow job I promised you?'

    'He re it comes.'
     
  2. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    I hope Herman bites her bush.
     
  3. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Or should I say, kills her bush's.
     
  4. smsnyder

    smsnyder Well-Known Member

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    now that's funny
     
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