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The Cowboy whisperer. HUMOR

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Cowboy comes across an Indian on the range.

    Cowboy: "That your dog?"

    Indian: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"

    Indian: "Dog no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' all right."

    Indian: (Look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)

    Dog: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian: (Look of total disbelief!)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)

    Horse: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

    Indian: (Look of TOTAL amazement!!)

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep lie."



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  2. Gold Medal

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    A cowboy goes into a drug store and buys some prophylactics from the clerk.

    The clerk asks him if he wants a bag.

    The cowboy says, naw, she isn`t that ugly.
     
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