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The business deal-- Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by porky, Jun 22, 2012.

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  1. porky

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    The Business Deal


    A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

    The Chinese guy buys 25 pairs.

    He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

    The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

    The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the store's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

    The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "...please tell me - What do you do with all these black bras?"

    The Chinese guy answers: "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to you Jews for $200.00 each."


    ...and this is why the Chinese own us!

    Business is Business!

    Disclaimer-- I did not write this nor did I create it. All those who are upset by the contents of it are asked to call or write to your congressmen or women to give them something to do besides pad their pockets with our tax dollars.
    Above all remember to vote this November.
     
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