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The Biker,Canadian Farmer and Ossama Bin Laden

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by J.Woolsey, Nov 9, 2008.

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  1. J.Woolsey

    J.Woolsey Member

    Aug 12, 2007
    The Biker,Canadian Farmer and Osama Bin Laden

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Biker are all walking together one day.

    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
    says the Genie.

    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '

    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
    can come into our precious land.'

    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

    The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
    Please tell me more about this wall.'

    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.'

    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
    smiles and says,

    'Fill it with water.'

    I pretty much vote this my favorite email of the year....
  2. Shady Creek

    Shady Creek TS Member

    Feb 5, 2006
    J, I've got to hand it to you,"THAT" would cleanse the world. At least a hell of a start.

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