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The Attorney***** Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    The Attorney

    A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his
    office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

    As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore
    off the driver's door.

    Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and
    pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a
    chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically
    about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was
    completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body
    shop tried to make it new again.

    After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in

    "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so
    focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It
    was severed when the truck hit you!"

    "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer. (keep reading)

    "My Rolex!"
  2. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2006
    After reading one of the other threads about a Rolex I bet I could recite the attorneys name. lol
  3. huntinandhotrods

    huntinandhotrods Member

    May 11, 2010
    BB - You always come up with good ones! Huntinandhotrods
  4. Bisi

    Bisi TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    You know there is only 1 joke about lawyers, don't you? All the stories you hear about them are true, and not jokes.
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