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That time again.....

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Jerbear, Mar 6, 2007.

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  1. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

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    The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class,

    "Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should
    not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
    parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire
    you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
    increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Mary's mouth fell open, then she said to those around her, "Boy,
    is she going to get in big trouble!"

    The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

    Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
    part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
    the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued,
    "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say to you:

    One, you have a dirty mind,

    Two, you didn't read your homework, and

    Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.


    Jerbear
     
  2. calilori

    calilori TS Member

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    Yeah, but that would be 7th grade science. 6th grade science is earth science.
     
  3. Jerbear

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    calilori, don't know about the left coast and this is no joke. Here in the South Redford school district, the kids are doing intro algebra, Chinese, and kinetic energy. They have to make a car and it has to be powered by rubber bands or balloons. The teachers have 2 1/2 days a month for class prep and we just passed a 39 mill bond for all the schools to be upgraded as necessary.
    They bring homework that neither my wife or I can help with anymore.

    7Th grade is computer science and they are now writing code for a fake game. They have already gone through building a computer so I have my oldest clean out the crap out of his own box now. He now knows what shit is left after visiting My Space.

    Jerbear
     
  4. Etiquette

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    Jerbear == Good one!! Not sure my eyes expand 10x anymore, getting tougher to see in low light.
     
  5. calilori

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    Hey Jerbear, that sounds like 8th grade here in California. Physical science is what I teach most of the day. Algebra is basic math for 8th grade here too.
     
  6. TommyTEREX

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    Jerbear, Good joke, and I`m sure within a few days these typical teachers will stop correcting everyone, realize it is a joke, and possibly even laugh!

    Tom R.
     
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