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Thank You Tide

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Palos shooter, Jun 28, 2011.

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  1. Palos shooter

    Palos shooter Active Member

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    I am writing to say
    what an excellent product
    you have.
    I've used it all of my married life,
    as my Mom always told me.
    it was the best.
    Now that I am in my fifties
    I find it even better!
    In fact, about a month ago,
    I spilled some red wine
    on my new white blouse.
    My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was,
    and generally started becoming
    a pain in the neck.
    One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with
    his blood
    on my new white blouse as well!
    I grabbed my bottle
    of Tide with bleach alternative and
    to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
    In fact, the stains came out
    so well the detectives
    who came by yesterday
    told me that the DNA tests
    on my blouse were negative
    and then my attorney called
    and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

    What a relief!
    Going through menopause
    is bad enough without being a murder suspect!


    I thank you, once again,
    for having a great product.

    Well, gotta go, I have to write to the Hefty Bag people...
     
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