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Texting terms for the ageing shooter

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by short shucker, Feb 12, 2011.

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  1. short shucker

    short shucker TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    ATD: At The Doctor's

    BFF: Best Friend Farted

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM: Covered By Medicare

    CGU: Can't get up

    CGIP: Can't get IT up

    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

    DWI: Driving While Incontinent

    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    FYI: Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

    GHA: Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

    PIMP: Pooped in my pants

    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

    WTP: Where's The Prunes?

    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

    GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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