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Text from wife. Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Dec 26, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............


    "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

    If you are laughing, send me your smile.

    If you are eating, send me a bite.

    If you are drinking, send me a sip.

    If you are crying, send me your tears.

    I love you.




    I replied........"I’m setting on the throne. What should I do?"
     
  2. Shooting Jack

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    So Romantic Bulge. LOL
     
  3. CalvinMD

    CalvinMD Well-Known Member

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    Send her the tears...if the ventilation is poorly in your throne room I'm sure your eyes are probably watering Mike
     
  4. 100straight

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    Wife to Husband: I want a new sports car.

    Husband: Get serious....

    Wife: I want something that will go from 0 to 200 in under five seconds.

    Husband: Go step on the bathroom scales.
     
  5. Bob Hawkes

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    Bulger does it again.
     
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