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  1. nukinfuts

    nukinfuts TS Member

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    By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... (Especially if you have or do live in California!!)

    In order to continue getting-by in America, we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".

    With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.
    Now, here goes...

    The following is a telephone exchange ? you are a hotel guest and you're calling Room-Service somewhere in America.....


    Room Service: "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

    Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

    Room Service: "Rye. Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

    Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

    Room Service: "Ow July den?"

    Guest: ".....What??"

    Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"

    Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... Scrambled, please."

    Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

    Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

    Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "What?"

    Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"

    Guest: "I... don't think so."

    Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"

    Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes? means."

    Room Service: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin webodder?"

    Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

    Room Service: "We bodder?"

    Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."

    Room Service: "Wad?!?"

    Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."

    Room Service: "Copy?"

    Guest: "Excuse me?"

    Room Service: "Copy...tea...meel?"

    Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."

    Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on

    Guest: "Whatever you say."

    Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."

    Guest: "You're welcome"

    Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you!
     
  2. Hipshot 3

    Hipshot 3 TS Member

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    Off your medications again are you?
     
  3. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    LOL,,,, Your right
     
  4. K-80 GUY

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    nukin,

    Have you been hanging out at the Hard Rock casino in Tampa??

    Sure sounds like "roon sirbees" there

    Jon.
     
  5. ffwildcat

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    I cannot be offended by somebody trying to do their job and doing it pleasantly. The accent may offend some purists but as a foreigner myself I'm more troubled by the overall decline in civility and service. We have replaced the pride and dignity of performing a simple job well with surliness and attitude and piss poor performance.
     
  6. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Wonder if the people of Thailand made fun of me when I tried to learn their language while living there for 4 years? I'm sure I butchered it pretty bad.

    Truth is, they didn't make fun of me. They thought it was pretty cool that a foreigner was at least trying to learn to communicate with them in the local vernacular.

    A few of us could learn from that.

    Give a little credit to those who come here legally to get a better life, and at least try to learn our language.
     
  7. BDodd

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    "Try to learn our language" has some serious dilemmas when we say; "Whatchoowant?" or "Iwanchew" "...nextcoupledays" or "Whereyouat?" or "Iseenyou..." Try learning those from scratch or how 'bout teaching them? The truth is we butcher our language nearly as bad as the folks that try to learn it....Bob Dodd
     
  8. nukinfuts

    nukinfuts TS Member

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    Foxworthy has a redneck dictionary for words like that.Some of the words are real funny! I just can't think of any now?...Nuc
     
  9. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Just got done with his cousin who works as a service advisor for my telephone vendor. What a hassle. I think I am mad enough to change vendors. Not only could I not understand his vernacular, the volume on the Pakistan connection was low and garbled.


    HM
     
  10. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Took a while to sink in. Tenjooberrymud = Thank you very much. LOL, Mike.
     
  11. Pugs

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    At a fast food restaurant the other day, I had the pleasure of participating in and over-hearing an Ebonics-meets-Spanglish-meets-English event. Nobody knew what the other was saying. When a elderly English speaking (and apparently a little hard of hearing) gentleman came to the counter to place an order it got real interesting.
     
  12. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Hey USM-R....I speak Broken English in 7 languages!
     
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