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Ten Top Reasons A gun Is Favored Over A Woman

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  1. Carl7650

    Carl7650 TS Member

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    Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    # 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when
    you're on the road.

    # 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    # 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    # 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    # 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    # 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    # 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

    # 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    # 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. Carl7650

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    r44u77

    Just delete woman and insert man,,,,or she for he,,,him for her,,,,Ya get the idea :)
     
  3. recurvyarcher

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    ok, here is why a woman might prefer a gun over a man:

    1. The gun doesn't go off until you want it to.


    2. You can feed it the same shells every day and it doesn't complain.


    3. If you find a better barrel you can swap it out and still keep the same nice butt.


    4. You possess the gun, it doesn't possess you.


    5. You can get the lead out of a gun much more easily.


    6. If it bruises you, somebody will pay YOU money to get rid of it.


    7. You can legally choke it.


    8. You can pretty much count on it leaving the club with you.


    9. Gases from shell combustion have a tolerable smell.


    10. You can pick up a shotgun regardless of what you look like in those jeans.
     
  4. Hitapair

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    Good one recurvy!
     
  5. JB Logan Co. Ohio

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    recurvy- TOUCHE'!, I was hoping someone would retort. Good comeback.

    JB=Jerry Beach 8503917
     
  6. gdbabin

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    Funny D!

    Remember tho, a gun won't open a door for you, render a wink at the right moment, or ramdomly give that hug when it's most needed. Ok you're right, most men won't either.

    We should abandon our relationships with the opposite sex and stick with our pets & guns.

    Guy
     
  7. Joe Woods

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    Obviously each has its place. Some of us can not get along without both but not all of us.
    To each his own.


    Joe Woods/Ontario
     
  8. Gold E

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    Good one Recurvy!

    I always say that my dog and cat love me even when I'm not shooting well.

    (Sometimes I wonder about the cat though.)
     
  9. Jawhawker

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    curvy, I'm impressed :-}
     
  10. highflyer

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    I sometimes wonder if it wasn't for the need for sex and the children that come from it, how many men would marry women. You see women forcing their way into private male clubs, you see women forcing their way into men's sports, and you see women forcing their way into men's businesses, you never see it the other way around. It is obvious that women want to be around men. Most men don't want to be around a lot of women. Take sex out of the equation and there is not a woman on earth that I could live with for more than a few months. Not that I don't love my wife, I do. But would I be with her without the kids and sex. No. I would have left several times. The only men I know that prefer to hang around women are all homosexuals.
     
  11. oletymer

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    I am one of the lucky ones who married a great woman. If I see a gun I would like to have she just says buy it, you only live once. She likes to shoot hand guns and has 6 of her own. She will never be a champion but I would not want to be on the other end of her aim.
     
  12. recurvyarcher

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    And highflyer is how old? My guess would be older than 65 or younger than 2. Probably emotionally the latter...
     
  13. highflyer

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    Come to think of it I don't have any women I hang around with other than my wife and daughters. Zero. I asked some other guys at work how many women "friends" they have that they run around with, just the two of them. They all said ZERO.
     
  14. gdbabin

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    It's ok with me if the Flyer dude don't like the women folk, that means more for me!

    This started out as a light-hearted and clever thread, it's now leaning toward the dark side--lets play nice everyone.

    Guy
     
  15. highflyer

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    I knew some would take it the wrong way. But I really think if you took sex and reproduction out of the equation the marriage rate would be very, very small if marriage even existed.
     
  16. Hauxfan

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    Highflyer has got me to wondering if I'm a homo because I'd rather be with women........I'll have to ask my kids what they think.

    Women...........ah...........I love'em........

    I've always said...............If God made anything better, he kept it for himself.

    Hauxfan!
     
  17. gdbabin

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    As much as I too like the fairer sex, I also wonder about the marriage thing like highflyer.

    After all how many mammalians mate for life in nature? In most cases the biggest, badest, meanest SOB in the area gets all the babes. Within this paradigm I'd be relegated to hanging out with all the rest of the wimpy and sexually frustrated lesser males.

    Lets keep it like it is!

    Guy
     
  18. highflyer

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    If you got sexaully frustrated enough you would at least make an attempt, even if it meant getting your butt whipped. Or if the alpha male didn't see you as a threat to his females, in a sexual way, he would probably let you "be their friend" and hang out with them.
     
  19. Gold E

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    I'm with The Hauxman on this one!
     
  20. highflyer

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    Of course with the new metrosexualism this is all changing. My nephew prefers to hang out with the girls his age to the boys and shares all their interests. He is only 14 and thought he was gay. Now he isn't sure. Poor boy is completely feminine. The product of my ultra-liberal brother.
     
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