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Ten things to think about Life and growing OLD

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  1. PINOYSHOOTER

    PINOYSHOOTER Member

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    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.


    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


    Number 8
    Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich


    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.


    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


    And The Number 1 Thought
    Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


    - - - and as someone recently said to me :
    "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
     
  2. Catpower

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    Very true, very true LOL
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for sharing LOL
     
  4. CharlieAMA

    CharlieAMA TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    That's a good one. Thanks.
     
  5. Ljutic111

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    There are a few more but I can`t remember them !!!!!
     
  6. Texshooter

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    Great. AJ
     
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