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Teeth, wear them if you have them

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BIG JIM IN BAKERSFIELD, Dec 20, 2011.

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  1. BIG JIM IN BAKERSFIELD

    BIG JIM IN BAKERSFIELD TS Member

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    You can't make this crap up. Unbelievable!! Jim
     
  2. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Wuff vat you fay?

    HM
     
  3. porky

    porky TS Member

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    Where is this place that the posting is at??
     
  4. yakimaman

    yakimaman Well-Known Member

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    You're not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition.
     
  5. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    Your eyes are like pools , sespools! LOL
     
  6. WS-1

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    West Virginia.
     
  7. warpspeed

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    I'm pretty sure that is from the break room at Wal Mart.
     
  8. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    They always said that the tooth brush was invented in W. Virginia........anywhere else, and it would have been named the "Teeth Brush"

    No Offense meant!

    Danny
     
  9. joe90t

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    What Has 5 teeth and 6 Boobs-----Night crew at "Waffle House" Joe W.
     
  10. GW22

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    West Virgina? Shame on you, Kit.

    Did you know the toothbrush was actually invented in West Virginia?

    -Gary
     
  11. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    I like the ending.

    "Please provide proof that you are getting some."

    Are they still talking about teeth?
     
  12. Big Heap

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    On the serious side - - I spent five months in the hospital and didn't put in my teeth. When I got home my removable bridgework wouldn't fit because my teeth moved so I'm reinvesting $1,500 in a new denture.

    I wonder if Obamacare would have covered it?
     
  13. GW22

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    Certainly, but you'd have to boil your old parts in water and re-fit them at home like a $2 mouthguard.

    -Gary
     
  14. Big Heap

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    This denture is cast titanium - for minimum thickness, made by the Univ. of Washington Dental School.

    You could drive a truck over it and it wouldn't budge.
     
  15. GW22

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    Boil it & bite down hard anyway.

    -Obamacare Treatment Coordinator #904
     
  16. Psycho

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    What do you get if you have 32 men from West Virginia? A full set of teeth !
     
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