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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Feb 11, 2009.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and
    Then tax him more,
    Tax him till
    He's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    Put these words
    Upon his tomb,
    'Taxes drove me to my

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    It's time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog LicenseTax
    Excise Taxes
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS
    Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Privilege Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    Social Security Tax
    Road Usage Tax
    Sal es Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal
    Service Fee Tax
    Telephone Federal, State and
    Local Surcharge Taxes
    Telephone Minimum Usage
    Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and
    Non-recurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    Use Tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License
    Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

    Not one of these taxes existed
    100 years ago, and our nation was the
    Most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national
    Debt, had the largest middle class in
    The world, and Mom stayed home
    To raise the kids.

    What in the heck happened? Can
    You spell 'politicians!'
    And I still have to 'press 1'
    For English!?!?!?!?
  2. BT-100dc

    BT-100dc Active Member

    Nov 7, 2008
    Get a chance listen to "Tax Man" on the Beatles' Revolver album. Love that song; and, keep in mind it was written by an English lad who lived in a socialist country; i.e., Great Britian. Darrell
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