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Tax returns

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by letts, Jun 6, 2012.

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  1. letts

    letts TS Member

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    I am sure some of you have seen this before, But if you haven't here goes.Tax Returns
    I got my Tax Return "Returned"
    I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year, however, the IRS sent my Tax Return back!!
    I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said "List All Dependents.
    I replied - 12 million illegal immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 42 million unemployable people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
    Apparently, this was NOT acceptable.
    So I sent it back with a question "Did I forget someone?"

    Letts
     
  2. charleyj10

    charleyj10 TS Member

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    Yeah, those id10t's in the White House!

    Charlie
     
  3. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    In case you might be wondering what would happen if you really did that, the IRS would hit you with a $5,000 fine.
     
  4. shannon391

    shannon391 Active Member

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    Dick,

    Are you an IRS agent?
     
  5. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    This year I am doing the "EZ Tax Return"



    HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE? _______________


    HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE LEFT? _______________


    SEND IT ALL TO US!
     
  6. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    Shannon391: No, I'm on the other side. However, I was an IRS agent for a few years when I first started in practice. It was a training ground for CPA's and attorneys - much like lawyers working as government prosecutors for a few years, and then going into private practice as defense lawyers.
     
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