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Sven and Ole.******* Humor

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    Ole and Sven were fishing on the Michigan opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.

    'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.


    'Yiminy Cricket! ' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. ' Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

    'Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'

    'You haff a Genie? ' Sven asked.

    ' Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

    'Could I see him? '

    Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, ' Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

    ' Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.



    Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, ' Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

    Ole answers,' Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?'
     
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