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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by dontrys, Aug 29, 2010.

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  1. dontrys

    dontrys TS Member

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    DEMOCRAT!!!



    A man suffered a massive heart attack . The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

    After what seemed like a very long wait , the E.R. Doctor appeared , wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, " I'm afraid he is brain - dead , but his heart is still beating."

    " Oh, Dear God," cried his wife , her hands clasped against her face with shock !!!

    " We've never had a Democrat in the family before !"
     
  2. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?


    A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
     
  3. Paladin

    Paladin Well-Known Member

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    Remember when Ronald Reagan was president?
    At that time, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
    Now, we have Obama and no hope and no cash.
     
  4. Paladin

    Paladin Well-Known Member

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    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.




    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


    If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
    A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
     
  5. Paladin

    Paladin Well-Known Member

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    The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
    We agree and think
    25 to life would be appropriate.





    What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?


    A fund raiser.



    What's the difference
    between Obama's cabinet
    and a penitentiary?


    One is filled with tax evaders,
    blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for
    housing prisoners.



    If Nancy Pelosi
    and Obama were
    on a boat in the middle
    of the ocean
    and it started to sink,
    who would be saved?


    America!
     
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