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Sunday Gentle thoughts***** Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jul 17, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Gentle Thoughts for Today -

    Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then poop on your car.

    A penny saved is a government oversight.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ..

    He who hesitates is probably right.

    Did you ever notice:
    The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'

    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

    The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

    Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

    Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

    Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

    When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

    You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

    One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

    Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth . . .. . . . . . AMEN!
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  3. RickN

    RickN Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2008
    Fun With Monks

    Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had.

    After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

    She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Michael and this is Brother Charles."

    "I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what"?

    Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

    She turns to the other brother and says, "Then you must be"?

    "Yes, I'm the chip monk."
  4. Hal1225

    Hal1225 Member

    Oct 5, 2009
    Now that was good!

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