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Stop Complaining about the Economy

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Pony Keg, Jan 18, 2008.

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  1. Pony Keg

    Pony Keg TS Member

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    The basic problem here is that 90% of you do not understand the BIG PICTURE. So. I will make it easier for all of you to handle. Vote for me as President and here is what I will do. I will explain it to you later.

    1) Abolish the 2nd ammendment and remove all firearms from the public because they kill children. And I need to have TOTAL control to inforce my plan for total fairness.

    2) Abolish the 1st ammendment and put the control of all the media in the hands of the government because it will treat the news fairly.

    3) Revise the minimum wage to $20.00 per hour and have a MAXIMUM wage of $20.00 per hour. All the rest of the money is to be handed to the Government so it can take care of the people from cradle to grave. This way life will be fair and the rich cannot get richer while the poor and middle class struggle.

    4) Institute manditory work labor camps for the unemployed. 0% unemployment means that everyone has to work so labor is totally fair.

    5) Forfit all property and corporations to control by the government. This way the corporations cannot be greedy and take all of our money anymore. There can be no more windfall profits the government will have the money. Which it knows how to spend better than any American.

    6) Build nice 3 bedroom apartments for everyone provided by the government. This way there can be no more envy that someone has a nicer or larger home because that just is not fair.

    7) Make the public display of religion punishable by death since everyone is offended by someone elses religion. This will be fair to everyone.

    8) All the auto companies have to make the same type of cars. Everyting has to be the same so it will be fair to all.

    This is what our Country needs. Far to long have the greedy corporations taken all the money. There has to be fairness in everything. Never again will someone be left behind because he was unlucky. Our country believes in TOTAL FAIRNESS for everyone.

    Therefore elect me as your next President and I will make everything Fair for Everyone.

    Thank You

    Mr. Eutopia
     
  2. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    I think Karl Marx had a name for that kind of utopia.

    He called it communism.
     
  3. Hipshot 3

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    smartass TS Member

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    Hey, Pony, maybe you've been hanging around with sammie and his alters too long.
     
  5. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    How soviet of you.
     
  6. Capt. Morgan

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    We don't have to change anything here to enjpy that kind of government. All we need do is move to Sweden.

    Morgan
     
  7. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Adolph, I thought you and Eva committed suicide in the bunker!

    HM
     
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