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Stock Market Humor - Maybe

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bigdogtx, Feb 24, 2009.

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  1. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

    Aug 5, 2006
    1. The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing. Its called the stock market.

    2. Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wal Mart Street.

    3. The difference between a pigeon and a investment broker.. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

    4. What's the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment broker? A tie.

    5. The problem with investment bank balance sheet is that on the left side, nothing's right and on the right side, nothing's left.

    6. I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be reading this, if you get any emails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it.

    7. What worries me most about the credit crunch, is that if one of my checks is returned stamped 'insufficient funds'. I won't know whether that refers to mine or the bank's.
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