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Splinters in her crotch

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by OLD ONE EYE, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. OLD ONE EYE

    OLD ONE EYE Well-Known Member

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    Splinters in Her Crotch!

    A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

    There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land, so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care they turned me down."
     
  2. JACK

    JACK Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    Oh JOhn. You'd think you'd know better by now
     
  3. Dr.Longshot

    Dr.Longshot Banned Banned

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    That was good, and he followed her rules to the "T"

    Gary Bryant
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  4. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    Good One!!

    Colville is where one of our states last working saw mill is located, go up every fall for the late whitetail season.

    Wolves have moved in so you can imagine whats happening there!!!!!
     
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