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  1. Oscar Ray

    Oscar Ray TS Member

    Jan 22, 2010
    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

    In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many

    splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to

    see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-

    hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.The doctor listened to her

    story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room

    and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman

    demanded, "What took you so long?"

    He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental

    Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management

    before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to

    a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you

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