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Speaking German

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Aug 21, 2013.

  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS



    In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.



    The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." This means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it."



    The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."



    The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
     
  2. CharlieAMA

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    That's a good one.
     
  3. j2jake

    j2jake Well-Known Member

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    We now know how the Dems got their "shit for brains"> LOL comical. Jake
     
  4. dmarbell

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