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Southern hospitality Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    ATLANTA AIRPORT

    You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the south.

    Some of you will enjoy this more than others ...Southerners can be so polite!
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    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9L. - Allah is Great."

    Pause ...

    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC!"

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE .. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

    Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "Hey" for us.."
     
  2. W.P.T.

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    That ought to do it and thanks for flying Saudi Air, hope you all enjoyed you trip ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  3. Bruce Specht

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    Thanks for the laugh
     
  4. Chichay

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    Funny, but instructions to Iran Air should have been: "cleared to land on Runway 27L".
     
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