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Some things to think about

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    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida

    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
    erection, make him a sandwich.

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
    use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but
    you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
    of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
    to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
    cut saves you $0.30?

    Number 2
    In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
    is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
    the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a
    clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
    located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
    of immigration.

    And the BONUS thought for today

    "Life is like a jar of jalapeƱos . What you do today, might burn your
    ass tomorrow".
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