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Some short ones.**** Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    At the Senior Citizens Center they had a quiz the other day. I lost by one point. The question was "Where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, the correct answer was Africa .

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    One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

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    I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

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    My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Wouldn't you know it! She sucks at snooker & eight-ball.

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    There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

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    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.
    I said "How can you tell them apart?"
    He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

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    Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 fn Muslims have added me as a friend!!

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    The FBI has discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives ....... Apparently prophets are going through the roof !!

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    The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help with the floods in Pakistan.
    I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the end of our driveway.
     
  2. Shooting Jack

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    Some good ones. Jackie B.
     
  3. Birddogfella

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    Thanks! That was good for my laugh button.
    ML Johnson
     
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