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So where IS Ace?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Porcupine, Nov 26, 2010.

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  1. Porcupine

    Porcupine Active Member

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    Ace's whereabouts was brought up in another thread. I didn't want to hijack that thread in unleashing this old chestnut about Ace and his girlfriend upon unsuspecting ts.com-ers:

    There was a trapshooter named Ace

    Whose girlfriend was so fair of face

    That even old pal Haux said "She's quite a fox!

    No trap field would she ever disgrace!"

    But the truth came out one day;

    Ace gave the secret away:

    Hauxie had the hotsie for the girlfriend's Perazzi,

    So to test him she gave it away.

    They saw no more of Haux;

    'Twas rumored he'd gotten the pox,

    Chasing feminine shooters-but not for their hooters-

    They had K-guns with adjustable stocks!
     
  2. JRW

    JRW Member

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    I may be wrong but I thought Ace pased away some time ago. Jerry
     
  3. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Good one................well..................except it was Ace we saw no more of, not Haux!

    Hauxfan!
     
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