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  1. Gold Medal

    Gold Medal Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by having someone else hold
    them while you chop.

    2. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the

    3. For high blood pressure, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes.
    This reduces pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

    4. A mouse trap placed on the top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
    going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be
    afraid to cough.

    6. You need only 2 tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn`t move, and should
    use the WD-40. If it shouldn`t move, and does, use the duct tape.

    7. If you can`t fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

    8. When using a hammer have someone else hold the nail. Then you won`t hit
    your own fingers.

    9. To keep from wetting your underwear, when you sneeze or cough, don`t wear
  2. Hookedonshooting

    Hookedonshooting TS Member

    Mar 22, 2013
    Awesome thanks for sharing.