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Signed My Dog Up For Welfare

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by shooterIII, Mar 15, 2010.

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  1. shooterIII

    shooterIII Member

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    I went down this morning to sign my Dog up for welfare.

    At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dog is black, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no frigging clue who his Daddy is. He expects me to feed him, provide him with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because he is a dog.

    So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
    My Dog gets his first check Friday.

    Damn this a great country or what.

    Stan
     
  2. bigbore613

    bigbore613 Active Member

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    You also described obambi.
     
  3. Lobo

    Lobo TS Member

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    Love it. Wonder if mine qualifies. He is only half black.
     
  4. RickN

    RickN Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of welfare......



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    Entrepreneur?


    Imagine, NINE welfare recipients collecting $1500 each.....that equals $13,500 a month! Now add food stamps, free medical, free school lunches, on and on and on.

    Now that is a real Entrepreneur.
     
  5. GunDr

    GunDr Well-Known Member

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    "Now that is a real Entrepreneur"....and besides the nine kids, he probably worked overtime.....selling drugs, gang-banging, auto theft.
     
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