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SHOULD THERE BE (posted by mistake)

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by Neil Winston, Oct 24, 2011.

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  1. Neil Winston

    Neil Winston Well-Known Member

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    Wait, I'm such an amateur I can't type and I hit "send" before I intended and should get a damn "failure to post" mulligan or I'll quit writing here and go to a "sporting-typing" milieu where you can make all kinds of mistakes and still feel good! That's why those sites are growing, after all!

    Neil
     
  2. IndyShotgun

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  3. Husky44

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    How about if you feel the games unfair just don’t participate? I don’t have the time or money to practice enough to be a big dog, so I’m just happy being mediocre.

    Domenic
     
  4. CalamitySJ

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    Neil, you appear to be a man who loves prepositional phrases. Hope all's well. Mulligan granted.
     
  5. Neil Winston

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    In fact I just went over to a skeet-typing site and just typed "F" and they all patted my butt and most supplied "OK, now for the "U" and I felt a lot more welcome, I'll tell you.

    Neil
     
  6. CalamitySJ

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    Those skeet sites go too fast for me to read. I need a slower site like this one. Neil, I think we should go fishing.....
     
  7. Neil Winston

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    Cal, a twenty-word crosser from the high house is perhaps the ultimate test of a reader, but set your break-point on the verb and twist back to the subject on 2 (or the object on 6) and you should be able to compete in at least the ladies class, it seems to me.

    Neil
     
  8. CalamitySJ

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    Apparently I've had a linguistic stumble, NW. I've just been informed via IM that I am ineligible for Ladies class as, it seems, I'm no Lady.

    Whew. Glad I finally got THAT monkey off my back!
     
  9. hmb

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    Please take your medicine and go back to bed. HMB
     
  10. JGS

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    This is the most fun I've had on TS.com in months. JGS
     
  11. short shucker

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    Thanks for the good chuckle Neil. Do you, by chance, have a graph or pie chart to explain this?

    ss
     
  12. ouch

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    Good to see you posting again ! And you still have humor.
     
  13. CalamitySJ

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    I think this explains it perfectly:
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  14. Dr.Longshot

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    Neil this is the best post you ever posted!!!

    Gary Bryant
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  15. FlaLagarto

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    I'm voting this the thread of the year !!
     
  16. deuce

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    I agree that this is a great post, but only because Neil posted before he intended to post - thus making it a pre-posted post. This makes Neil a preposter. Had he posted after he intended to post, that of course would have made him a postposter.

    Also, a post (such as this one) which cannot be taken seriously is a preposterous post. Now, if it came in late it would be a preposterous post posted post, posted by a post poster (preposterously).

    Hope this helps:>)!!!

    JimBo
     
  17. hmb

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    That's postposterous. HMB
     
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    JimBo,

    Uhhh would you please repeat that? I wasn't pay'n attention.
     
  19. Setterman

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    I thought Neil was a post-master. If he was trolling, would he be a post-master-baiter?
     
  20. crusha

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    If you post on this thread, you're just giving your money to the Big Dogs.
     
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