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Shootlow reminder

Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by ATT, Oct 11, 2011.

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  1. ATT

    ATT Member

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    Just a reminder for killing Hauxfan. Is it going to be a plain old shootin or a public hangin? I've never been to a hangin before.

    Allen

    P.S. Will there be a concession stand and rest room available?
     
  2. timb99

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    Is there going to be an entry fee?
     
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  4. Habib

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    hangins are much more sociable affairs. shootlow may want to poke him in the eye with a stick first.
     
  5. ATT

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    thread what to do with me when I die
     
  6. Hauxfan

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    Shootlow would have to stand on a chair to stomp me. LOL

    Hauxfan!
     
  7. FlaLagarto

    FlaLagarto Well-Known Member

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    I read the title to this thread and thought there was a tail wind at the club and you didn't want me to run over the targets.. .
     
  8. ATT

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    Sorry to hear about the trunk lid dent. Probably came in under your deductable. Question is, what are you going to do with the body? Bury him or put him out by the highway for the roadkill truck.

    Allen
     
  9. Jawhawker

    Jawhawker TS Member

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    I have spare rope if needed. Good n limp...
     
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    Where is exactly taking place? I like to plan social events in advance. Haven't been to a public hangin' in years. Think Dan Quayle was the last...Bill Wheeler
     
  11. slayer

    slayer Well-Known Member

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    No wait, that was a public crucifixion!
     
  12. Hauxfan

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    Many men have tried..........

    And many men have died..........

    But no one has claimed

    To be the one who has maimed.....

    That poor upstanding guy.......

    Called..........Hauxfan!
     
  13. likes-to-shoot

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    I do have one thing to say about Hauxfan........He deserves nothing less than a new rope to be hung with.

    shootlow....If you was to sell raffle tickets with the winner getting to pull the handle on the gallows I bet you would become an instant millionaire.
     
  14. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    Jim, one couldn't skin ole Haux's hide with the roughest of sandpaper!! How you tolerated him all these years is beyond imagination!! No wundur you moved outa state!! :)

    Hap
     
  15. Bird30

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    MY-MY friends to the end and this is the end. :)
     
  16. Hauxfan

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    Likes to shoot, Shootlow is way to cheap to use a new rope.

    He'd braid a bunch of dandelions and try to hang me with that just to save a dime. lol

    Hauxfan!
     
  17. Johnny

    Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Shootlow is a cowboy, he'll use barbwire!
     
  18. Hauxfan

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    Shootlow is no cowboy! I've seen cowboys and he may have resembled them when he was younger, but not now.

    Here is a an early picture of Shootlow practicing his slow draw. He never could get the fast draw down right, as he always ended up shooting himself in the foot.

    little-cowboy-with-six-shooter.jpg

    As for using barbed wire. Forget it, Shootlow wouldn't have the strength to bend and twist it to make a noose.

    Besides, he's rather hang me with a very old rope. lol

    Hauxfan!
     
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