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Discussion in 'Shooting Related Threads' started by docbombay, Dec 2, 2011.

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  1. docbombay

    docbombay Well known trouble maker

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    In yesterdays issue of USA Today there was an article stating new facts about how often men and woman think about sex during a twenty-four hour time period.

    http://yourlife.usatoday.com/sex-relationships/story/2011-12-01/Study-shows-men-dont-think-about-sex-as-often-as-thought/51549982/1

    Turns out we guys only think about sex nineteen times a day instead of the old studies that said we thought about sex every seven seconds or so. It got me to thinking.

    How often during a twenty-four hour period do I think about shooting? If it is more then nineteen times a day what does that say about me? Well, this whole thing just opened up a can of worms for me and as the "Sex & Shooting" field of study has little to no data and I feel it is high time we start making strides to correct that situation. To get the ball rolling please answer the following questions.

    1. Have you ever thought about sex while you are actually shooting?
    2. Have you ever had sex while you were actually shooting?
    2a. If so, what yard line?
    3. Have you ever fantasized about a squad member while actually s shooting?
    3a. If so please state gender and type of shotgun they were holding.

    4. If you have had sex prior to a big competition such as a state shoot did
    you:
    a. Shoot better.
    b. Shoot worse.
    c. Not shoot at all as you had to sell your gun to pay for the sex.

    5. If you had sex after a big competition such as the state shoot did you:
    a. Enjoy it more than normal.
    b. Enjoy it less than normal.
    c. Beg the man to take a personal check so you could buy your gun
    back.

    6. Essay Question. Please keep answers to 500 words or less.

    Sex & Shooting......How To Improve Your Scores



    Please do not make light of this post. This is a serious scientific study and should be treated as such. I am working on a thesis that will ultimately prove that flinching is a direct result of sexual frustration associated with "barrel envy" and these studies may help lead to a cure.

    Thanks for your participation,

    Doc
     
  2. running bear

    running bear Member

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    Hope spring gets here soon?

    Buck
     
  3. Brayburn

    Brayburn TS Member

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    Doc it is all to do with what you eat is what you are and the advantages of being at the peak of your "Bio-rhythems"
     
  4. 87AA

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    I use sex on the brain as my excuse for horrible shooting. Hey a guy can only concentrate on one thing at a time. I just happen to think about sex just before I pull the trigger.
     
  5. BILL GRILL

    BILL GRILL Well-Known Member

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    If you never thought about sex while shooting but have thought about shooting while having sex what does that say about you? :)
     
  6. spitter

    spitter Well-Known Member TS Supporters

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    Trapshooters do it better... we have longer barrels...

    Jay
     
  7. Old Cowboy

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  8. Brayburn

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    Doc it is all to do with "Bio-rhythms" when someones emotional cycle is in sync with their physical cycle their intellectual cycle needs to be stimulated by thinking about something. Time to worry is when you stop thinking of what subject is worth thinking about. Thanks Philip
     
  9. Ajax

    Ajax Well-Known Member

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    It took me years to stop pulling the trigger early, and now I've got a flinch! :(

    Ajax
     
  10. Jim101

    Jim101 Active Member

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    How many times do you think/daydream about sex while watching the FOX news/business channel?





    Jim
     
  11. 3200REM

    3200REM TS Member

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    Trapshooters do it 25 times in 5 different positions.
     
  12. Berettasskeeter

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    Squirrel!

    John
     
  13. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Doubles shooters do it twice as often.

    HM
     
  14. Chango2

    Chango2 Active Member

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    Sex is just sublimation for trapshooting!
     
  15. Jawhawker

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    Someone has to actually start this so I will.

    1. yes

    2. No. Wife is bashful. I won't cheat! Me I don't care as I've shown my bare butt to strangers before.

    3. Yes. When my wife and I shoot together its quite frequently per post. At the end of a 300 bird day, Iam mentally beyond drained.

    3a. Female. If your male and have to ask you shouldn't be conducting this survey! Intial gun was a honey holding an 1100 that turned me on. Then it became a TM1 that cranked me harder. Now its a DT10 that Iam out of control over.

    4.a

    5.d Its always good and enjoy it equally :)

    6. Be ready to pull the trigger before loading the gun.
     
  16. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

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    There's no way I'm answering this. I wish I'd have signed on under a phony name like Pheasantmaster or something and nobody knew who you were. My wife always claimed the toboggan run was better than the skeet field. I don't remember why there instead of the trap field. It was very dark and late and both games are an effort today to do well. Old age doesn't come alone.
     
  17. Thewildones

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    I think about it everytime I say "Puuullll".
     
  18. plux001

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    There's a joke here about 34", but it's just too easy...

    Paul
     
  19. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

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    My wife and I discussed sex while shooting trap once, and she admitted it was pretty good!

    I started thinking about it, and since she doesn't shoot, or go with me to shoots, what do you think she meant?

    I asked my neighbor: If I told him I had sex with his wife, would that make us enemies, and he said "No, that would make us even!"

    Some things just boggle the mind!

    :) LOL
     
  20. shannon391

    shannon391 Active Member

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    I told my wife I was interested in more sex or a new Trap gun, I ended up with the trap gun!
     
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