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SEX,SEX,SEX.....LOTS OF SEX...MORE SEX !

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Hipshot 3, Nov 15, 2007.

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  1. Hipshot 3

    Hipshot 3 TS Member

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    Now that I have your attention, I would just like to announce that I will be away from this site for a month or more and won't be able to add my usual witty comments! I won the Alaska State Eskimoe Polar Bear Lottery and I'm out of here...heading upstate for the big hunt. Can get a Walrus to! Hi Ho Silver.....Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
     
  2. Bruce Specht

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    Have fun be safe and good luck
     
  3. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    No, he's going to have sex with polar bears for a month.
     
  4. Augie Daddi

    Augie Daddi TS Member

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    Enough already! How much did you win????

    ABD
     
  5. ec90t

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    Brian,

    I'm gonna have to side with POD on this one. Hipshot may have a whole new meaning after this hunting trip! LOL.

    ec90t
     
  6. nicky

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    Hipshot take bunches of pictures and post them so we can share the trip with you. Have fun.,Kevin
     
  7. FarmerD

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    Can you eat Polar bears? If not why shoot them? The curious and uninformed would like to know. BEN
     
  8. Ron Frazier

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    Hipshot,
    It would take a lot more than a condom to make that safe sex!
     
  9. dennis b

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    Always wear tennis shoes when you go Polar Bear Hunting. Just in case you make the bear mad you have to be able to outrun your hunting buddies. Have fun. DennisB
     
  10. buckmark

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    I have heard a lot about this polar bear hunting and it sounds like fun. The way it was described to me was that you go out onto the ice and chop a hole in the ice about 5-6' in diameter. You then sprinkle a bag of those frozen peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes up to eat the peas, you kick him in the ice hole.
     
  11. pendennis

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    FarmerD, I believe the natives (Eskimos, etc.) will eat the meat, use the fat, etc.

    Best,
    Dennis
     
  12. Toddy

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    I always thought it was "to take a pee" not eat 1.

    Also, when you go to the bathroom you don't "take a pee you leave a pee".

    RT, ES, BC
     
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