1. Attention: We have put together a thread with tips and a tutorial video to help with using the new software. Please take a moment to check out the thread here: Trapshooters.com Tutorial & Help Video.
    Dismiss Notice

Sensitivity : Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by ABH, Jun 29, 2012.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. ABH

    ABH Member

    Joined:
    Apr 5, 2008
    Messages:
    528
    Location:
    Parsippany, NJ
    INSENSITIVITY
    I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
    I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------
    Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!"and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the traveling circus, a spokesman said "We'll have to get another man of the same caliber."
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.
    Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick
    It's great though. It provides me with everything I need -
    KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot.."
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife
    is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead".
    The operator says, "How do you know?"
    He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker.
    Well... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.
    She said she would like to come back as a cow.
    I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked
    if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan .
    I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
     
  2. 391 shooter

    391 shooter Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2008
    Messages:
    2,094
    Great jokes, keep'em coming
     
Similar Threads
  1. George Steffes
    Replies:
    9
    Views:
    2,282
  2. George Steffes
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    1,418
  3. BRGII
    Replies:
    0
    Views:
    951
  4. George Steffes
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    1,220
  5. Ahab
    Replies:
    3
    Views:
    1,221
Loading...
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.