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Seniors on Halloween....... Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Oct 21, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Aug 27, 2007
    West Central Florida
    Rules for Halloween for Seniors

    You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

    10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

    9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.

    8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

    7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
    and you lose your balance and fall over.

    6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
    And you're not wearing a mask.

    5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
    And you can't remember the rest.

    4. By the end of the night,
    you have a bag full of restraining orders.

    3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.

    2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
    neighborhood with a walker.

    And the number one reason Seniors should not go
    Trick Or Treating...
    1. You keep having to go home to pee.

    No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.
  2. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    All good!


    And you know you are really really old when..............

    You're a senior citizen and your kids are taking you out to trick or treat!

  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    You too Bulgwe have a great Halloween scaring all those little tricksters
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