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Senior Texting Codes

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Brian in Oregon, May 23, 2012.

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

    *ATD - At the Doctor's

    *BFF - Best Friends Funeral

    *BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

    *BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

    *CBM - Covered by Medicare

    *CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

    *DWI - Driving While Incontinent

    *FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers

    *FWIW* - Forgot Where I Was

    *FYI - Found Your Insulin

    *GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

    *GHA - Got Heartburn Again

    *HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

    *IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    *IYHO - Is Your Hearing-Aid on?

    *LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

    *LOL* - Living on Lipitor

    *LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

    *OMMR - On My Massage Recliner

    *OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

    *RMG - Read My Gums

    *ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

    *TOT - Texting on Toilet

    *TTYL - Talk to You Louder

    *TTML - Talk to Me Louder

    *WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

    *WCS - Wheel Chair Stuck

    *WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

    *WTP - Where're the Prunes

    *WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

    *GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Brian are you old enough to know this stuff!
     
  3. ScottEslick

    ScottEslick Member

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    I sent these to my daughter so she knew what I was talking about!!!!

    Thanks

    Scott
     
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