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senior texting codes

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  1. funski

    funski Member

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    Subject: FW: SENIOR TEXTING CODE





    Since more seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a
    need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil






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  2. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Funny but true.
    Steve Balistreri
     
  3. plinker611

    plinker611 Member

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    good one,can i steal it????
     
  4. whiz white

    whiz white Strong Supporter of Trapshooting Banned

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    Funny, but belongs in the O/T section...
     
  5. BDodd

    BDodd TS Member

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    IRTR = I Resemble Those Remarks!.....Bob Dodd
     
  6. Shooting Coach

    Shooting Coach Well-Known Member

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    Don't like? DON'T OPEN. Have a great New Years.

    It IS funny, and true. LOL
     
  7. Ross

    Ross Well-Known Member

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    I think funski has been peeking in my window. (chuckle) Ross Puls
     
  8. slipping into darkness

    slipping into darkness TS Member

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    It looks like you have the best post for 2011, "ICRATW" I can't reach around to wipe. "slid"
     
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