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SENIOR SMOKE'S BOOK, HERE'S ANOTHER STORY!

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    SENIOR SMOKE

    HELLO:
    here's another story that did not make it into my book.

    i get a call from luther after a state shoot asking me if i had any money to shoot an ata event? i said i am broke because i spent all my money at the previous weeks state shoot. luther said same here. we both shot every target they were throwing, played all the money, entered a calcutta, bought a new gun, and we ate like henry the Vlll. luther said do you have anything to sell so we can get some money to shoot? i said not that i could think of. i said do you? he said no. he said how about selling a pair of your underwear, tell people it's a cover for ther car. i said real funny, he said he could probably cover a volkswagen. i said you and your son enormo walk around like your both jack lalane, and to be honest you both look like your both in your third trimester. don't you have any mirrors in your house? he said come over and bring your tools. i have an idea how we can get some money to shoot today. i said what, he said don't ask so many stupid questions. i come over to his house, his wife works on saturday's and he takes me into her bedroom. there in the corner is the biggest fricken piggybank i have ever seen. it took luther and me to pick up the sob and put it on the kitchen table. luther said his wife has been saving quarters for years, for someday when she retires. luther said get your drill, and drill out the pig. do you have your epoxy with you, i said yes, he said we will epoxy the hole back in the pig when we are done. i drill the hole, it was like we won at the casino, the way the quartes started falling out of that pig. we took $100.00 in quarters, and then i expoxied the pig. to be honest, it looked pretty good. i said now what? luther started putting washers back into the pig, and said she will never know. luther said pay me back on payday and i said ok. we take $100.00 in quarters to the bank, the girl said we have to wrap the coin. so here is luther and me stuffing quarters in those paper coin holders. we get our money and go shooting. fast forward around 5 years luther's wife retires. luther and I have since forgotten about drilling the pig for quarters. mrs. luther invites my wife jayne and i to her retirement party. and mrs. luther tells luther and her son enermo that she wants to break open her pig for her retirement. luther and i look at each other, and we start remembering what we did. luther says we can do that another time. mrs luther says bring the pig into the living room. she ask gary (enermo) to bring her something to break open the pig. gary brings her a big hammer. i work in a bank, and she must have had $5000.00 + in quarters on the floor. suddenly she says what are all those washers doing in my pig? she said luther did you put those washers in my pig, he said no. luther said steve did you? i said i didn't even know your wife had a pig. luther tells his wife, i bet steve put them in the pig as a joke. mrs luther looks at me and says "i am willing to bet, that you and luther had something to do with this!. my wife looks at me and says did you have anything to do with this, i said "ask me no questions, i"ll tell you no lies" mrs. luther can we have some cake now?

    steve
     
  2. Bob Hawkes

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    Too much Steve. Thanks for the laughs, Bob
     
  3. Hauxfan

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    Luther and you were a pair, that's for sure.

    Just not sure what kind of pair, though......lol

    Hauxfan!
     
  4. Zuzax

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    Aaaaahahahahahaha................good one Steve!!!

    Cheers,

    George
     
  5. Dahaub

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    My face hurts for two hours when I read one of your "Luther" stories. What fun to have a friend you can pull pranks with. Dan
     
  6. Haskins Bill

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    That would be the pair that it takes three of a kind to beat!
     
  7. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Steve, I love your stories. Could you do me a favor? My eyes have trouble staying on track with large paragraphs. Would you mind putting a couple of breaks in there? Thank you very much.
     
  8. senior smoke

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    guys and gals, i have no idea how to write. when i was in school, english was my worst subject, now recess, i was pretty good in.
    steve
     
  9. bigdogtx

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    It's that big key that has "Enter" on it,,,,just hit it every once in a while,,,,you may not think you can "write", but your book will fly off the shelves....
     
  10. senior smoke

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    trapboy1957-now thats funny! the story was funnier, but luther's swearing was edited out. i sometimes forget kids read this stuff.
    steve
     
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