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Selling My Stuff

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Mar 21, 2012.

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  1. WS-1

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    One lazy Sunday morning my wife and I were quietly and reflectively having a second cup of coffee at the breakfast table when I unexpectedly blurted out, "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

    "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

    "Well, I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

    She looked at me intently and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"
     
  2. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    How long you been married? She knows you pretty well doesn't she? LOL. Mike.
     
  3. WS-1

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    Guilty as charged, Your Honor. :)
     
  4. The Stive

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    Now that is funny. John
     
  5. Bvr Tail

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    I told my wife the same thing about my golf clubs.

    I said, "Honey, when I die, I want you to sell my set of clubs the next day!"

    She asked why

    I said " I don't want your next husband using my clubs!"

    She said, "Don't worry, he's left handed!"

    Makes ya think, huh.

    Danny
     
  6. grntitan

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    LMAO!!!
     
  7. slowdp

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    I told my wife i wanted to be buried with all of my money. She said "no problem" - I'll write a check and put it in the coffin!
     
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    Henny Youngman...........Take my wife..PLEASE!

    Guess you had to see it in person?
     
  9. Setterman

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    We shoot with a funeral home owner. My buddy told him "When my wife dies, I want you to mount her with her finger pointing like this" (he imitated her P.O'd look pointing her finger like she was mad at him, and had her hand on her hip).

    The Director said "How do you know I haven't already mounted her?"
     
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