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Self-Hating Gun Owner Parlor Game Thread !

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by crusha, Dec 17, 2012.

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  1. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Hey sports fans! Want to play a game?


    Let's see if we can spot the catch phrases identifying "that guy"...you know, the gun owner who feels guilty for his freedoms, and thinks we should give some of them up, in order to look reasonable / appease the other side / pick up chicks / get their wife to have sex with them (depending on their age), etc. & etc.


    Me first:


    ------------------(ahem...imitate puffed-up condescending voice)----



    "Now gentlemen, we must realize that gun control in some form is going to happen whether we like it or not."



    This is hilarious!


    Okay...your turn:
     
  2. GW22

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    "I am a strong believer in the right to bear arms but..."

    Regards from LiarVille,

    Gary
     
  3. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Duuude...that's a good one! (Are you a professor or something?)


    Otay, who's next?
     
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    "Why is there a need for automatic, they are just for killing people"

    "I am ok with hunting rifles, but those scary black ones have no need for them."

    "The Founders did not know about a MP 4 when they wrote the Second Amendment"

    "Your type don't belong in OUR group"
     
  5. John Galt

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    "We've just got to do something."
     
  6. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Okay, how about this one:


    "I have been a hunter and firearm owner for 150 years, but..."
     
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    "We are simply going to have to compromise on certain gun ownership ideas if we expect to continue to enjoy the privilege of owning guns"
     
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    It's them cotton picking red necks.
     
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    Everyone must be for reasonable controls...

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  10. John Galt

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    "We need some common sense restrictions on gun ownership. Nobody needs _______ (fill in the blank yourself)
     
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    Shooting Sailor Well-Known Member

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    If we were to just register all the _______, gun crime would end!
     
  12. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    "I once cleaned the stables in the military so I know what I'm talking about when it comes to A4 assault weapons."
     
  13. W.P.T.

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    I own several guns and not once today have I given a thought to shooting or killing anyone or anything, it is early yet ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  14. crusha

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    Good ones guys...how about this one:


    (ahem)




    "Now I have refrained from commenting on this situation up until now, but after talking to my friends at (church/work/fill in blank), it just seems to me..."
     
  15. oz

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    society lets murderers out of jail early (for good behavior) to save money. They usually murder again. It is cheaper to look the other way rather than notify and treat/institutionalize mental defiency. the US used to cage people who looked different or were deaf. We have come a long way but we need to identify people who are evil and keep them away from the population. Gun laws (which we have plenty of) will not stop an evil person from hurting/killing good people.
     
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    We need meaningful action in all fifty seven states.
     
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    "If we ban assault do you really think the government is going to come after your guns senator?"

    David Gregory


    MORON
     
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