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Security Levels in Europe

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dverna, Jul 5, 2007.

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  1. dverna

    dverna Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
    and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon,
    though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A
    Bit Cross." Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940
    when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from
    "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a
    "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

    Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
    terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
    France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a
    recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
    paralyzing the country's military capability.

    It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of

    Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
    "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat
    Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to
    "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
    levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
    threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
    These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy
    can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

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