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Scientists discover heaviest element yet....

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  1. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Deplorable Bitter Clinger in Liberal La La Land
    A new addition to Chemistry's periodic table<br>
    Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest
    element yet known to science. The new element,
    Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,
    88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons,
    giving it an atomic mass of 312.<br>
    These 312 particles are held together by forces called
    morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of
    lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has
    no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected,
    because it impedes every action with which it comes into
    A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction
    that would normally take less than a second to take from
    four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a
    normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but
    instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
    the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange
    In fact, Governmentium' s mass will actually
    increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
    more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This
    characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
    believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach
    a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is
    referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money,
    Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that
    radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has
    half as many peons but twice as many morons.
  2. ramorton

    ramorton Well-Known Member

    Jan 8, 2006
    Driftwood, Tx
    Brian, please e-mail this. I have employee's that need to read it. Thanks, Roy A. Morton
  3. bill1949

    bill1949 Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I thought the heaviest new element was Obamium, (Obama's Ego)... Bill
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