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  1. amboy49

    amboy49 Well-Known Member

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    My Grandfather used to have a plaque hanging on the wall of his service station business. It read:

    "Vy izz der zo manny mor orzzes asses dan der iz orzzes ? "

    Our family tree has a lot of German in it. I used to think I would have to learn to read German before I could understand it. A few years later, without any German language education, it became clear to me !

    Anyone else have any favorite sayings or euphemisms they recall from their past ?

    The above seems to be more true now than ever before !
     
  2. lctrapshooter

    lctrapshooter Active Member

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    My Grandaddy, regarding a Democrat: "He's so stupid He can't pour piss out of a boot, when the instructions are printed on the heel."

    Reminisce the Bama supporters on THE LIST.
     
  3. lctrapshooter

    lctrapshooter Active Member

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    THE LIST of Nit-wits

    (No Pictures they're busy hiding behind their keyboards.)



    Flincher100

    Hunter44

    dwain

    likes to spout-Union Guy- BILL:( I vote for whomever the UNION says to vote for..

    duuuuhaub - DITTO to the above.

    Trappy 12

    nipper

    doggai

    Trapshooter 421

    Jerry944T

    sgb1100

    Fearlessfain

    Mr Newbius

    CharlesK80

    CharlesR1100

    Goose 2

    Jakeroo

    Ishmah

    Their cop-out "I didn't vote for him"
     
  4. Kim Little

    Kim Little Member

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    My current favorite is "obamanation" instead of abomination. Kim
     
  5. TommyTEREX

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    Life`s like a crap sandwich, The more bread you have, the less crap you have to eat.

    Tom R.
     
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    "Bull Butter"
     
  7. djpk69

    djpk69 TS Member

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    Who has MORE FUN than people?
     
  8. Dahaub

    Dahaub Active Member

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    George gave us a good one with "Mission Accomplished" didn't he? I hope that Barack doesn't have to try to give us one like it. The economy that is in fine shape is going to take a long time to get back to normal. I hope it's not to big a job for two terms as president. Lets hope we can get back to our feet and start to get it together before that happens. Dan
     
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    td_ict_ks TS Member

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    horse squeeze.....Neal Bortz
     
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    Bocephas Well-Known Member

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    Hotter than two mice,screwing in a wool sock.
     
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    Bill Stern Member

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    There are limits to genius, but no limits to stupidity.
     
  12. Paladin

    Paladin Well-Known Member

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    Uh,,you know,,uh,,uh,,you know,,uh,,uh,,you know.

    B.O.
     
  13. don q

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    "your more screwed up than a soup sandwich"
     
  14. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    On complainers: He'd bitch if he were hung with a new rope and it broke.

    On reticent fellows: That guy wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful.

    On erectile dysfunction: Like trying to play pool with a rope.

    Nervous as a whore in church.

    Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
     
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    (insert name here) is as crooked as a pail of guts.
     
  16. Turtle29728

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    We are all born ignorant. If you stay that way, you are stupid." and "The only thing worse than being stupid is being proud of it."
     
  17. lots of 24's

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    If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it in the dictionary. Right between shit and syphilis.
     
  18. dhg

    dhg TS Member

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    s--t fire and save matches
     
  19. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    "They say....."<br>
    <br>
    Who the hell is "they"?
     
  20. Barry C. Roach

    Barry C. Roach Well-Known Member

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    I was circumcised at birth and couldn't walk for a year and a half.
     
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