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Saying Goodbye To Mother

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by WS-1, Mar 2, 2012.

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  1. WS-1

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    We were dressed and ready to go out for the company's New Year's Eve party. We turned on a night light, turned on the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.

    We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. In a few minutes the cab arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

    As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the back yard scooted back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house beause she always tried to eat the bird.

    My wife went on out to the taxi while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house would be empty for the night so she explained to the taxi driver that I would be back out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say 'Goodbye' to my mother."

    A few minutes later, I got into the cab.

    "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke here in the ass with a coat hanger to get her out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her up in a blanket to keep her from scratching me, but it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out in the back yard.

    Fortunately, the driver accepted my explanation.
     
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    ROTFLMAO. Good one. I would have liked to do THAT to my Mother in Law a few times. Mike.
     
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    Thanks for the laugh.

    Bud
     
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  5. MDMike

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    That's one of the best ones I've read in a while......
     
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    Not bad Not bad!!
     
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    Thanks for th laugh
     
  8. The Literalist

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    Sounds like something a damned conservative would do.

    I'm disgusted. Poor kitty. And the way you treated it! The poor, poor dear.

    Yes, a knuckle-walking conservative, for sure.
     
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