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Say Good Bye To Mother

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, Mar 21, 2013.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998

    You Don't Have To
    Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like

    We were dressed
    and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night
    light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
    and put the cat in
    the backyard.

    We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
    taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

    we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into
    the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries
    to eat the bird.

    My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back
    inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting
    in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will
    be empty for the night so she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out
    soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my

    A few
    minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we
    drove away.

    That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to
    poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to
    take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a
    blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass
    downstairs and threw her into the back yard!

    The cab driver
    hit a parked car.
  2. Urbans

    Urbans Member

    Jan 20, 2007
    Thanks, way good!
  3. 391 shooter

    391 shooter Well-Known Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    LMAO, good one
  4. Hotrod67

    Hotrod67 Member

    Jun 28, 2012
    Except for the " poking her in the ass " part I would loved to have done that to my mother in law.
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