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Saturday Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Aug 1, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    Mike was going to be married to Karen
    so his Father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
    On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite,
    I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother,
    and said, 'Here, try these on.''

    She did and said, 'These are too big.
    I can't wear them.'

    I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
    this family and I always will.'

    Ever since that night, we have never had any
    problems.

    'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a
    good thing to try.

    On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants
    and said to Karen, 'Here, try these on..'

    She tried them on and said, 'These are too large.
    They don't fit me.'

    Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
    and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that.'

    Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to
    Mike. She said, 'Here, you try on mine.'

    Mike did and said, 'I can't get into your panties.'

    Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
    your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
     
  2. Dave P

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    Bass Pro has leased out a section of their fishing departments to Victoria's Secret. They are going to sell crotchless waders.

    This guy decided to hire a hit man. When he found one he said he wanted him to shoot his wife in the head and shoot the guy she was having an affair with in the privates. The hit man thought for a minute and said "I think that can be done in one shot".
     
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