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$$$$$$ SATURDAY HUMOR &&&&&&&&

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dontrys, Sep 20, 2008.

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  1. dontrys

    dontrys TS Member

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    Got me a new truck!

    I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I
    couldn't get the radio to work.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

    'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or
    Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the
    speakers.

    Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
    replaced Willie Nelson.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,'
    I'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, some fools ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I
    swerved in time to avoid them.

    I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'

    Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
    and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with
    John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
    Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax, Ted
    Kennedy and Joe Biden On Scotch.

    Damn, I LOVE this truck
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    dontrys, that's not humor! I heard that the band you describe is opening for the duo of Obama & Bidenladen
     
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