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Sarah Palin Kicks Chuck Norris' Rear End!

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Charles.F.Phillips, Nov 20, 2009.

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  1. Charles.F.Phillips

    Charles.F.Phillips TS Member

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    Sarah Palin Kicks Chuck Norris

    Got these from a comment section on HotAir:<br /><br />

    There is no 'CTRL' button on Sarah Palin’s computer. Sarah Palin is always in control.

    It is a little know fact that Sarah Palin didn’t actually write her book. The words arranged themselves out of a sense of pure awe.

    Sarah Palin once killed two stones with one bird.

    Sarah Palin doesn’t go moose hunting-moose simply drop dead in fear when she nears.

    Sarah Palin will end Global Warming because………it wouldn’t dare.

    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Sarah Palin pajamas.

    Sarah Palin is so tough, she told Biden to shut up, and he did!

    Sarah Palin says a name before shooting a Moose. And somewhere a Liberal asks "Who is calling me?"

    Sarah Palin once stood next to a mountain...And chopped it down with the edge of her hand.

    Sarah Palin can divide by zero

    Sarah Palin once defeated Dick Cheney in a staring contest. Dick Cheney cried.

    Sarah Palin doesn’t wear a watch. She decides what time it is.

    Sarah Palin won a staring contest with the sun.

    Sarah Palin doesn’t accidentally shoot people in the face. She aims first.

    Sarah Palin's popularity is expanding faster than the universe.

    Sarah Palin can touch MC Hammer.

    Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin' 'bout.

    Sarah Palin is so hot she is personally responsible for global warming.

    France just surrendered to Sarah Palin.

    Sarah Palin did, in fact, build Rome in a day.

    Sarah Palin doesn’t love Raymond.

    Sarah Palin buried Kaiser Sose.

    When Sarah Palin does division, there are no remainders.

    Sarah Palin can see Russia from the South Pole.

    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Sarah Palin has allowed to live.

    Sarah Palin let the dogs out.

    Sarah Palin counted to infinity – twice.

    Only Sarah Palin can prevent forest fires.

    Sarah Palin has her own law of thermodynamics

    Sarah Palin is not politically correct. She is just correct. Always.

    If a tree falls in the forest, Sarah Palin hears it.

    Chuck Norris has a special kick he calls the Sarah Palin, he dare not use it.

    Sarah Palin can put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

    Sarah Palin once caught the Roadrunner and said "Beep Beep this!"

    Sarah Palin doesn’t like Sarah Lee.

    Obama’s teleprompter shattered at the thought of Sarah Palin.

    Sarah Palin can clap one handed.

    Sarah Palin is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

    The White House calls Sarah Palin at 3 AM.

    Palin shoots fireballs from her eyes, and bolts of lightning from her arse... No, wait...that’s Mel Gibson.

    Sarah Palin is "The Force" Yoda was talking about.

    It has been discovered that Sarah Palin is now the center of the universe.

    Sarah Palin led a horse to water and made it drink.

    Sarah Palin doesn’t have to do anything for a Klondike Bar.<br /><br />


    LOL. Heads are exploding all over Liberalland.
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Sarah Palin used to be in control of the Governor's Mansion...then she quit.
     
  3. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    buzz,,,,why do you insist on not understanding WHY she left, or are you just toooo mad at her????
     
  4. timberfaller

    timberfaller Well-Known Member

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    Some peoples news "source" is SNL (saturday nite live) for those that didn't know!

    People of faith and have conviction's, scare the **** out of people who don't!
     
  5. comp 1

    comp 1 Well-Known Member

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    Somebody needs to tell Chuck that his hair dye job is awful. I like the guy but God almighty that dye job is killin me.
     
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    Supermans popularity ran in cycles too. Lets just hope she doesn't wear her supporters out before her time. Sometimes, too much of a good thing ....IS.

    What WILL matter is what happens in the second half of 2012.....Her book tour will be ancient history by then.

    Right now she's a shining star....I doubt even she has the energy to sustain her stardom for 3 yrs.
     
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